Voyeuristic Integrity

I'm Abitha Denton, fully licensed comedy gold prospector. This is a blog about things that I think are funny, except when they're just me whining. I write my own jokes over at this blog but they're not very good. Also, I'm best friends forever with the world's prettiest lady.

Who is this???

I am the great Abitha Denton, know throughout the megalosphere for my kindness and beauty. I have wrestled bears and sexed cherries. Now, I have turned my natural talent for success to the field of Internet comedy. I mean, someone should fill the vacuum since David Wong and Jay Pinkerton stopped being funny.