February 2012
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being humble is the one thing i can take pride in
i wonder who’s having a complete fucking breakdown this winter
Feb 9th
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January 2012
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agentkaz: what i wouldn’t do to be able to drive around a toothpaste car and run over mr. frumble
Jan 18th
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“A lot of fat activism centres around fat visibility; the message that fat people...”
– The right to be ugly | Spilt Milk did did you actually just make that crack did we all see it or am i hallucinating
Jan 14th
Whenever I sing along with the Goldfinger theme...
i’m totally still alive and writing jokes what are you talking about it’s vacation i’m working on a novel GET OFF MY BACK MOM
Jan 12th
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December 2011
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danmurrell: Channel 101 Video Week: Day 4 - I totally spaced on putting this online back in September. Mike McCafferty’s “Quest” has always been one of my favorite Channel 101 shows. Every excuse that I’ve ever had for not making a pilot is completely invalidated by the existence of this show. I hope this does it some justice. Liking Quest is actually an essential part of my vetting process...
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Alf Totally Looks Like a Renaissance Dragon
wtfarthistory:   Master of the Saint Bartholomew Altarpiece, Saint Bartholomew Altarpiece (detail), 1510.  Alte Pinakothek, Munich Read More
Dec 14th
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agentkaz: how can you read homestuck and not ship via fedex am I funny yet narp
Dec 10th
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Anonymous asked: this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dõt)com and these things work better than crack. i friggin lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.
Dec 7th
“From these two incontrovertible premises he deduced that the Library is total...”
– The Library of Babel
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“Andrew Hurley, one of Borges’s translators, wrote a fiction in which he...”
– Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Dec 2nd
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what do you mean i havent posted much this week what else is new?
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Dec 1st
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“Electronic Arts wanted to move the Origin team to a new location in California,...”
– Hardcore Gaming 101: Ultima
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November 2011
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“And yet in spite of being clearly inspired by all of these games, it very...”
– Hardcore Gaming 101: Eliminate Down cmoooooon i’ll work cheap pleeeez hire me to edit this stuff
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Nov 29th
see-reverse-side replied to your video: Fuck The Humans (by TheRealBradNeely) It’s 3 AM… Good luck :D just woke up from naptime cos i ignore my alarm GONNA NEED THAT LUCK I GUESS also im on tumblr
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“Lah-dee-dah, Dubbie. You must be mistaking the Clan of the Pointed Stick for one...”
– The Middleman
Nov 29th
now my tumblr posts on twitter, so now i twitter
Nov 29th
“Their true message was “you’re not going to bleed any more ever again, in the...”
– Important Dialogue Analysis: Arkham City | Rock, Paper, Shotgun this is the best thing i read today and i’ve been reading articles about protocol-aided revision
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antiracistvampire liked your quote: We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done… antiracistvampire liked your quote: Serena hates Isidorus antiracistvampire liked your quote: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much… antiracistvampire liked your quote: I screwed a lot of girls here. antiracistvampire liked your quote: Marcus loves Spendusa antiracistvampire liked...
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“Serena hates Isidorus”
– Graffiti from Pompeii apparently this one was written on the wall of a tomb
Nov 28th
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“We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know...”
– Graffiti from Pompeii ancient politeness
Nov 28th
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“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than...”
– Graffiti from Pompeii
Nov 28th
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“I screwed a lot of girls here.”
– Graffiti from Pompeii
Nov 28th
“Marcus loves Spendusa”
– Graffiti from Pompeii
Nov 28th
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“Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’”
– Graffiti from Pompeii
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