December 2010
“He is a bit of an alcoholic truth be told, and all of the other reindeer go...”
– Advent calendar then! Snatter Claus And The spirrit of Christmas! - The Something Awful Forums
i’m so seasonal slash festive
BEST TYPST: Star Wars 2: Train Story →
abitha:
There’s this model train display they set up at the police station near my house every December. It’s usually pretty cute. They set up all these little electrically-animated houses and stuff in the shooting gallery, which I guess just goes unused for the month. I try to go see it every couple of…
this is a story about the human dignity that unites us all
“The story is about a young boy named Sanshiro Sugata and his miniature...”
– Plawres Sanshiro - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
that’s the best plot derail i’ve ever heard of
THE 578 MOST DISAPPOINTING VIDEO GAMES OF 2010 »... →
hee hee hee
“1997: In the original Final Fantasy VII storyline, Aeris drowns. Her death is...”
– A History of Video Game Sexism
Stretch Films →
“Yes/No/I’m an atheist” is the best multiplicity of choices ever.
“Monkeys never forgave dogs for being the first in space.”
– Why Medabots was the best of all children’s cartoons.
I-I’m dignified you guys.
“Ian had a little child, a girl of around eight years, lifted up and clutched...”
– Mindspill » INVADER ZIM Fact #22
gonnin basskwezz is a pretty funny guy
“Get Ash’s Pikachu as seen in Pokemon TV and movies at DS Download Stations...”
– In Store Events - Toys “R” Us
It unlocks the coveted “trainer hospitalization” function.
“Pikachus Umbrella
One day Pikachu was at Umbrella Store!
“I want to buy...”
– Pikachus Umbrella, a Pokemon fanfic - FanFiction.Net
Hans von Hozel is the champ.
“Hell, maybe James Cameron just accidentally made them look like cats, like...”
– A History of Pop Culture’s Obsession with Human/Cat Hybrids | Cracked.com
yessssss
every time it gets hard living while really liking someone, they turn out to be kind of awful
easy out
it doesn’t really solve my heart problems but dammit this’ll do
whatskraken:
what is a JuGGalo? Let me think for A Second. oh he:gets Butt-na ——ked and then he walks Through the (streets) winking,at,the,freaks with a two-liter stuck in his butt cheeks
— e.e. cummings, “What Is A Juggalo”
(via rooshoes-old)
“WOW this is reeeeeeeally wierd idk if i will ever walk through kohl’s...”
– TEP’s Grand Divisions: News and Comment on TN Politics: BREAKING NEWS: Transwoman assaulted at Kohl’s Department Store in Jackson, TN
best last comment on a news article with a hundred-post flamewar
Prisonbreaking High School Gangsters in Japan: the...
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El Libro Fuerte's Christmas Miracle, Part 2
abitha:
I had just discovered that while I was out of commission from a nasty fall, Santa Claus had gone rogue on the day when his dark powers were at their greatest.
No doubt his switch to a red uniform was just a tiny misspelling in the story of his turn to crime.
You know, like “rouge” and “rogue.” It was a joke.
Luchador humor.
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shit guys forgot to post the ending part
DONT WANNA CLOSE MY EYES
secretlyenglish:
hey guys did i mention instead of actually finding funny things I just reblog everything elle posts because that’s what it looks like to me
Unreality - 12 of the Best 'Arrested Development'... →
who designed this "inspiration" bullshit
for once i’m not complaining about its absence
but dammit, if I’m going to design a zinepage that is eye-catching and can keep a twenty-first century brain’s attention it needs zazz, I can’t just put courier text on a piece of paper
which means there’s a bit less space available for jokes what with all of the arrows and bullets and lines and pictures of Mickey Penis...
“MI8, which is the one three levels above MI6 pulled the plug. Simple as.”
– Garth Marenghi: ‘I hereby vow never to work in TV again’ | From the Guardian | The Guardian
“A USA version of The IT Crowd was almost aired by NBC. It starred Ayoade...”
– The IT Crowd - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
CIRCLES CIRCLES IT’S ALL CIRCLES
“If you don’t know where to get porn, you’re not old enough to be looking at it....”
– Dean Learner - Man to Man with Dean Learner
“Randolph Caer may be a play on the name of the Lovecraftian character Randolph...”
– Man to Man with Dean Learner - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
fuck every writer ever why is this sentence in an encyclopedia you are less brilliant than i am there i said it
