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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m Abitha Denton, fully licensed comedy gold prospector.  This is a blog about things that I think are funny, except when they’re just me whining.  I write my own jokes over at this bloghref&gt; but they’re not very good.  Also, I’m best friends forever with the world’s prettiest ladyhref&gt;.</description><title>Voyeuristic Integrity</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @mizabitha)</generator><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>hi it’s me your old pal abby denton announcing the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/92e3e0c97bb001cb59778d400dd5d07f/tumblr_mkfyfv4eQn1s8gey6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;hi it’s me your old pal abby denton announcing the impending rebrand of abitha denterprises.  no more rude words or year-long naps between updates, we’re now focusing all our efforts on preserving and propagating all extant official art of original-design Amy Rose a.k.a Rosey the Rascal&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;jk&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;new design Amy is cool too&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/50559019938</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/50559019938</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 01:18:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xg9yn7o11qijphto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/50438200504</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/50438200504</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 15:51:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gunshowcomic:

‘POLOGIES for that bit of a delay in getting this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4glerHunV1r1oskao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4glerHunV1r1oskao2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gunshowcomic.tumblr.com/post/23594200145/pologies-for-that-bit-of-a-delay-in-getting-this"&gt;gunshowcomic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;‘POLOGIES for that bit of a delay in getting this up in time! I am still putting the finishing touches on the end of this story, but it should all be fine now. MORE FRIDAY SEE YOU!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/#!/barfcaptain/status/205115191661314048" title="" target=""&gt;TEASER IMAGE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;hey, it’s the smothers brothers arc of &lt;em&gt;Scud: The Disposable Assassin&lt;/em&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/23595341952</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/23595341952</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 01:18:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>water bottles are the answer for what to put stickers on! a bestickered nalgene says "i am an adult who is responsible and stays hydrated, but i am also an adult who likes stickers."</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://autostraddle.tumblr.com/post/23149960326/water-bottles-are-the-answer-for-what-to-put-stickers"&gt;autostraddle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="formspringmeAnswer"&gt;yes, i think hydration is paramount&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="formspringmeFooter"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.formspring.me/ouroboring?utm_medium=social&amp;amp;utm_source=tumblr&amp;amp;utm_campaign=shareanswer"&gt;ask taylor anything&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/23150597624</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/23150597624</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 00:32:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qkxqBCcc1ql6c6go1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qkxqBCcc1ql6c6go2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qkxqBCcc1ql6c6go3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22730086193</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22730086193</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 16:04:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Look, we hear a lot about body positivity, but the only plus size I'm interested in is you plus me.</title><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22510768421</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22510768421</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 08:01:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sonic heroes fanart is the funniest kind of fanart.  you heard...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nmfzA8zR1qjkwxto1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;sonic heroes fanart is the funniest kind of fanart.  you heard it here first.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22440515451</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22440515451</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 07:49:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>catladysoul:

typing up study notes on studyblue, alternative...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d4fftyts1qzvdx7o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catladysoul.tumblr.com/post/22214056088/typing-up-study-notes-on-studyblue-alternative"&gt;catladysoul&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;typing up study notes on studyblue, alternative flashcard popped up&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d4emND761qzv7qp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fucking kansas &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22216784444</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22216784444</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 17:54:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>illustrationisart:


©Glen Brogan: Marceline, the Vampire...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32bvvoLBK1qd6mv0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://illustrationisart.tumblr.com/post/21822112001/c-glen-brogan-marceline-the-vampire-queen"&gt;illustrationisart&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div class="caption"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://albinoraven7.blogspot.fr/" title="Albino Raven"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;©Glen Brogan&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;em&gt;Marceline, the Vampire Queen.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i stole my girlfriend’s marceline flannel and it is my favorite shirt for a reason.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22209249374</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22209249374</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 16:07:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>zambis:

charapoo:

You guys!  I’m opening up 5 commission slots...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bzi1hgNf1qh7aelo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zambis.tumblr.com/post/22194468351/charapoo-you-guys-im-opening-up-5-commission"&gt;zambis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://charapoo.tumblr.com/post/22180948942/you-guys-im-opening-up-5-commission-slots-to"&gt;charapoo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You guys!  I’m opening up 5 commission slots to recoup what I blew on a weekend trip to Portland! XD &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Commissions are &lt;strong&gt;$35 for one character, full body, cell shaded, with a simple background&lt;/strong&gt; as you see in the Perona image above. &lt;strong&gt;Additional characters will be +$20 each. &lt;/strong&gt; I do nekkid pinups, but I don’t do anything explicitly sexual so you’ll have to be patient with me if I need to work with you on what you want vs what I’m willing to draw.  Boobs are ok, crotch is not ok.  I’ve done girls, anthros, boys, elves, etc so give me reference and I’ll draw it for you!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;NOTE:  I only accept paypal. Sorry! &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;I’m going to be working off a first come first serve basis, so if you want one shoot me a tumblr message or email me at:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;saratalmadge53 (at) gmail (dot) com&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And if you guys can spread the word, I will be eternally grateful! ;_;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;GET ON THIS HER WORK IS FABBB&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yay perona!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22209205138</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22209205138</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 16:07:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>loversdreamersandyou:

“Hey man, I can’t figure out what side...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzyjsnpIIO1qc8b1uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loversdreamersandyou.tumblr.com/post/22199234371/hey-man-i-cant-figure-out-what-side-were-on"&gt;loversdreamersandyou&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Hey man, I can’t figure out what side we’re on! Are we with the pirates or the frog captain?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Oh, hey man, just play the gig. Never get involved in politics!”&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;im just going to reblog kaz forever&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22209099596</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22209099596</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 16:05:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>violencedistrict:

imagine if you were w/ your honey and they told you they were into scat and that...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://violencedistrict.tumblr.com/post/22199512268/imagine-if-you-were-w-your-honey-and-they-told"&gt;violencedistrict&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;imagine if you were w/ your honey and they told you they were into scat and that really wasn’t your thing but you love them so you just accept it and then the next time you were in bed they just started going&lt;em&gt; skeep-beep de bop-bop beep bop bo-dope skeetle-at-de-op-de-day&lt;/em&gt; and suddenly you realise that the situation is way worse than you initially thought&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22208099590</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22208099590</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 15:50:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>actor:

The first 30 seconds of this show might be my favorite...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.channel101.com/embed/1067" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://actor.tumblr.com/post/22171564193/the-first-30-seconds-of-this-show-might-be-my"&gt;actor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The first 30 seconds of this show might be my favorite thing I’ve ever done for Channel 101.  We packed in enough jokes for about three episodes this time, including a live bit, casting real people off the Cragislist and my learnings of Aristotle from &lt;em&gt; Aesthetics 536  &lt;/em&gt;at CSUN.  Plus, my neighbor yelled at me for running around on a Sunday and swearing on the street.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We came in first place again, which still makes me uncomfortable.  I am comfortable in saying that I think it’s time that some jackass studio head just gave me and my friends a bunch of money to make stupid stuff like this.  I’d put the nonsense that me, Manasewitsch, Stebbins and everyone at 101 comes up with, against any comedy show on the various mediums and think we’d have a better than average chance of winning.  We’re the “smart-stupid” of comedy, mixing memes with &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimesis"&gt;mimeses&lt;/a&gt;, bullshit with Brecht.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The only downside to packing this show with so much comedy is that I’m tapped out.  All the loose ends of bits that I’ve been saving over the years have been stuffed into the last 4 shows of “Oh, Shit!”  Now I actually have to think of new material, which is daunting.  Ah, whatever.  Next time I’ll just have 8 of me in the show.  That should work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://manasewitsch.tumblr.com/post/22142113718/oh-shit-got-1-at-channel-101-again-last-night"&gt;manasewitsch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, Shit got #1 at Channel 101 again last night! This show is so much fun to make. Big thanks to Mike Stebbins, Nico Colaleo, Nichole Bagby Dave Seger and Dan Murrell for helping on the shoot and or at the screening. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i used to think i understood what was going on in the world.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22172605448</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22172605448</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:29:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>But do you remember the Space Jam, Inspector Jordan?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3b8eylzLL1qehf4jo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;But &lt;em&gt;do&lt;/em&gt; you remember the Space Jam, Inspector Jordan?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22171553795</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22171553795</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:13:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&lt;3 mitchymitch</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39ei8G1g71qbg231o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;3 mitchymitch&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22171353780</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22171353780</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:10:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sketchamagowza:

Ustream Doodles!

i think yoshi throwing a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jnxmCRM81r83ei3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jnxmCRM81r83ei3o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jnxmCRM81r83ei3o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jnxmCRM81r83ei3o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jnxmCRM81r83ei3o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jnxmCRM81r83ei3o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jnxmCRM81r83ei3o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jnxmCRM81r83ei3o8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jnxmCRM81r83ei3o9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jnxmCRM81r83ei3o10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sketchamagowza.tumblr.com/post/21178297593/ustream-doodles"&gt;sketchamagowza&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Ustream Doodles!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i think yoshi throwing a brick at birdo’s head is the best thing i’ve seen in weeks.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22138634999</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22138634999</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:01:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Everyone has a book in them. Shoved so far up their butt that they're always angry. That's why everyone's always angry.</title><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22125453245</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22125453245</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 11:39:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3a4p4qbh31r7mymoo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22122407652</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22122407652</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:19:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i was gonna put on a real tie today but instead i said fuck it, i bought a necklace with a tie on it for a reason.</title><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22120853750</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22120853750</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 09:31:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>support the homestar!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xtbsmeLI1qcla0ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;support the homestar!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22118529530</link><guid>http://mizabitha.tumblr.com/post/22118529530</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 08:05:47 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
